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Ryan Lesner   Apartment 544 

60 Division South Ave  Grand Rapids MI 49503

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Recently I received a call from a woman who was 

asking me if I was happy with my auto insurance carrier.

I said I was not happy with my insurance carrier.

However I noticed something funny when I was talking

to the woman. When she said " Mr. Lesner are you happy 

with your car insurance?" In the back ground I could hear a 

man saying " Hello Mr. Johnson are you happy with your motor 

cars insurance coverage? "  Knowing this was a call center scammer 

I replied that I was unhappy with my current coverage. 

Why did I say that? I currently don't own a car and don't have 

automotive insurance coverage. But before she could launch into 

her scripted speech to get my social security number. I said 

I think someone is at the door just wait a minute. I counted to ten 

and hang up the phone. 

Here is a funny story about my mother for your enjoyment.

We were living in a farm house in Greenville Michigan at the time. 

In Greenville at the time there was a populare pizza place called 

Tom's Pizza. The reason it was so popular was because the pizza's 

were a massive 40 inches across  and that pizza was know as a small.

In order to eat at Tom's Pizza we were required reserved a table 

the previous year and we were excited about going.

Thirty minutes before our reservation my mother said 

" Let me get my hair fixed up and we will get going. "

As my mother was in her privet bathroom messing with her hair

we started watching TV and my Step father Vern said

" We have 10 minutes until our reservation lets just go. "

We exit the house and our step father drives us to Tom's Pizza. 

We arrive 5 minutes late but they over look it and seat us. 

We eat pizza, bread sticks and garlic bread until we are stuffed.

We returned with half a pizza and a shopping bag full of bread. 

We get home and start watching movies on HBO.

I start to fall asleep watching TV when suddenly my mother 

Appears and said " I am ready to go. "

Everyone in the living room is like " Serious??!! "

I simply point at this massive digital clock we had on the wall 

Which currently says " 4:07am " My mother looks at the clock

and with a clueless nature says " So? "

I then say " Our reservation was at least five hours ago. "

My mother the says " WHAT??!! "

We made another reservation so my mother could go with us 

and enjoy the experience with us. However we ended up moving

and everyone forgot all about it.

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